Bailey:
There's this one guy I know named Tony who's completely obsessed with my best friend's girlfriend. When her birthday rolled around, Tony told me that he was going to take a trip over to her house early on the big day to give her chocolates and flowers. I thought it was kind of messed up to hit on someone else's girl that blantly, so when Tony asked me for her address, I only pretended to be into his plan and gave him my grandma's address instead. My idea worked: I still laugh when I think about Tony getting all dressed up and ringing the doorbell, only to discover an 88-year-old woman who was overjoyed to be getting flowers and chocolates from one of my friends.
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