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Luke (NSW):

I was on a holiday with my family and I was in the bathroom masturbating. When my sister walked in, I was mortified so I quickly slammed the door shut in her face. When I saw her later she was laughing so I said, "Big deal, everyone wanks". Then she said, "What are you talking about?" It turned out she had no idea I was wanking and I had just dobbed myself in for nothing. She kept calling me a wanka as a joke in front of the family and I couldn't say anything back.