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One time I was at the shopping mall looking in a shop with my mum, her friend and her friend's baby. I put my wallet in my mum's bag (with a pad in it) which was hanging from the baby's pram. As I walked out of the shop I noticed my pad's wrapper was sitting on the ground. Then I looked up. The baby had a pad in her mouth and was sucking on it! To make matters worse, a whole bunch of guys from my school saw the whole thing.

Anon, QLD