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I was at a local fair with my four-year-old sister. She needed to go to the toilet, so I took her to the toilet block where there were two hot guys standing out the front. I told her that she's a big girl and could go by herself. She went inside and I flirted with the guys. We were hitting it off when my sister ran out with her pants around her ankles and a wad of toilet paper in her hand saying 'I may be a big girl, but I can't wipe my bum yet!". I went red and the boys walked off laughing
Anon, WA