I farted during a death scene!

A few months ago, I went on a class trip to see a play. It was really boring, but instead of snoozing, I kept getting up to go to the bathroom because my stomach hurt. After the third time, our chaperone told me that I'd have to wait 'til intermission, which was in a few minutes. I tried to hold out, but suddenly, I had a desperate need to fart. When loud music began to play, I figured if I let one rip the music would drown it out. But as soon as I let out the worlds largest fart, the music came to an abrupt stop, because a character on stage died! Not only did I stink up the theater, my class laughed at the most dramatic part of the play. Worst of all, I've been known as the "Fartistic Genius" ever since! - Sascha, 14