Whitney's Domain

Bailey:

There's this one guy I know named Tony who's completely obsessed with my best friend's girlfriend. When her birthday rolled around, Tony told me that he was going to take a trip over to her house early on the big day to give her chocolates and flowers. I thought it was kind of messed up to hit on someone else's girl that blantly, so when Tony asked me for her address, I only pretended to be into his plan and gave him my grandma's address instead. My idea worked: I still laugh when I think about Tony getting all dressed up and ringing the doorbell, only to discover an 88-year-old woman who was overjoyed to be getting flowers and chocolates from one of my friends.

Aaron,

My first time having sex, I finished so quickly that I was too embarrassed to tell the girl, so I continued thrusting, But I became soft. Minutes later, I noticed the condom had slipped off. In a panic, we began searching everywhere. The only other place it could be was inside her. For what seems like hours, we both tried unsuccessfully to pull it out of her vagina. Since we were both sexually inexperienced, we thought this was a medical emergency and went to the ER at 3 am to get it removed.

Robert

My coworker's sister came to town and went to happy hour with a bunch of us from the office. We ended up hitting it off and decided to exchanged phone numbers. The next day, out of the blue, she texted me, 'What's your favourite position?" I thought that was a little forward, but went with it and replied "Standing up, from the back, What's yours?" She wrote back, "Point guard. What are you talking about?" I was mortified. I had completely forgotten about our basketball conversation the night before"

Brian, 30:

My friends were dancing at a club while I was sitting with my shy mate. I tried to get him to head out to the dance floor, but he said it was awkward to go and start grinding on a girl. I told him to watch me as I spotted two girls and made my move. I put my arm around one of them, but she took a step back and said, "I don't speak english" in a totally Australian way. Her friend looked at my mate and said, "neither do I". They didn't even laugh - just walked away.

Cassie, 30:

I started working at a new firm a few weeks ago. There is this super-hot man who works in my office, but he's so intimidating that I didn't have the guts to approach him... and I didn't feel comfortable enough yet to ask the other women in the office about him. One afternoon, there was an important meeting that I didn't need to attend. I looked around my cubicle and no one was near me, as all my coworkers were in the meeting, so I decided to look him up on Facebook. To my supprise, his profile wasn't blocked, so I went to check out his photo albums. Just as I was clicking through dreamy photos of him and his girlfriend, I heard a cough coming from behind me. I turned around and was shocked to find him standing literally two feet away. I immediately clicked out of the screen and excused myself. He must have seen all my not-so-secret stalking because he doesn't even say hi to me anymore.

Tracey, 28:

A few months ago, I was diagnosed with shingles, which is basically a painful rash. I didn't think it was a big deal until the doctor prescribed a medication that's also commonly used to treat herpes - it's advertised on TV. Even though shingles isn't a sexually transmitted infection, the symptoms are treated with the same medication. I decided to suck it up and get the prescription filled. But when I got to the pharmacy, I saw that one of the workers behind the counter was a cute guy I went to university with. I tried to avoid getting him by letting an elderly couple go in front of me. But when it was finally my turn to be served, I had to hand over my embarassing prescription to the hottie I knew! He didn't say anything, but he was holding back a smirk as he was reading the script. Now he thinks I have herpes. I am never going to that pharmacy again!

Adam:

My date and I were rushing to make a late movie. I bought the tickets then went to buy drinks while she went in and found some seats. By the time I got into the cinema it was dark and the movie had started. I looked around to find my date and I saw a girl waving at me. I went over, but my arms were full of lollies and popcorn so as I handed her the drink, I dropped it and drenched her in coke! The worst part was that this girl wasn't even my date! My real date was three rows back, laughing at me!

Anon:

I was at a servo with my friend and she was handed a free scratchie for buying two chocolates. She scratched the first two boxes and they said 'second chance draw' . Then she scratched the next two and they also said 'second chance draw'. She started jumping up and down and excitedly asking the lady at the counter what prize she'd won! The lady just laughed.

Anon:

One night at a party my crush asked me to dance. While we were dancing he leaned in for a pash, then next thing I know my friends were all crowding around me. One of them had a camera, so I drew away from the kiss because I knew they were going to take a photo. But when my crush and I parted lips there were still all those strings of slobber you can get attatched to our lips! Of course my friend clicked the camera right at that moment! When the photos were developed my friends showed everyone in the school and now all the guys think I'm a bad kisser!