Anon:
I had been going out with my boyfriend for almost 3 months, when he invited me over to his parent's house for dinner. My boyfriend could tell I was tense, so when we sat down for dinner he started playing footsies with me under the table. I then slipped off my shoe and put my foot on his lap. But as I did his father jumped up and yelled "This is not a brothel" I realised then that I'd put my foor in the wrong lap.
Luke (NSW):
I was on a holiday with my family and I was in the bathroom masturbating. When my sister walked in, I was mortified so I quickly slammed the door shut in her face. When I saw her later she was laughing so I said, "Big deal, everyone wanks". Then she said, "What are you talking about?" It turned out she had no idea I was wanking and I had just dobbed myself in for nothing. She kept calling me a wanka as a joke in front of the family and I couldn't say anything back.
Jared (NSW):
My mates and I were watching American Pie while our girlfriends were outside in the pool. We were inspired by the pact that the guys made, so we decided to make our own pact of our own. We were re-enacting the scene from the movie, all declaring to have sex with our girlfriends on the night of the formal, when our girlfriends came back to find us yelling loudly, " We will get laid!" Needless to say, every single one of us now has no girlfriend and no date for the formal! Bad timing!
Ben, WA:
My friend told me he was going to set me up with his really hot cousin. His sister told me I wouldn't be disappointed, so I was pretty psyched when the day of our big date arrived. I spiked my hair, shaved especially (just incase there was a goodnight kiss) and splashed cologne all over me. I turned up at her house, flowers in hand, but 'she' turned out to be a 'he'! My friends were all there, laughing hysterically of course. I learnt a lession and I'm never going on a blind date again!
One time I was at the shopping mall looking in a shop with my mum, her friend and her friend's baby. I put my wallet in my mum's bag (with a pad in it) which was hanging from the baby's pram. As I walked out of the shop I noticed my pad's wrapper was sitting on the ground. Then I looked up. The baby had a pad in her mouth and was sucking on it! To make matters worse, a whole bunch of guys from my school saw the whole thing.
Anon, QLD
I took my girlfriend to meet my nan. Once we got there Nan made me take off my cap, so I went to the bathroom to fix my hair and came out a short time later. As I walked into the lounge room, Nan asked. "Did you have to go number two dear? I hope you lit a match". Soooo embarrassing.
Anon, SA
I'd applied for a job as the manager of a fancy restaurant. During a meeting with the owner, she asked why I wanted to work for the business. I launched into a rant about how the competition had awful service and low-standard food. She was silent for a minute, then said, 'I co-owned that place. And my family still manages it.' I didn't need to wait for an email to know I didn't get the Job.
Kay, 31
I was at school camp in a cabin of six other girls. There were three bunk beds but they didn't have ladders so you had to jump on the bottom bed, land your stomach on the bar and wriggle your way to your bed. My bed was the top bunk. My friends were having an arguement and I got fed up and I tried to climb up onto my bed to go to sleep. When I landed on the bar it squished my stomach so hard that suddenly I fluffed really loudly. My friends stopped and turned to look at me but all they could see was my butt. They all immediately burst out laughing. They won't ever let me forget it!
Charlotte, NSW
It was the second last day of the holidays and all of my friends, including some guys, went to the beach to celebrate our last days of freedom. We swam for a while, then us girls decided to work on our tans. It was a hot day and we fell asleep in the sun. While we were sleeping, the guys wrote "L" for loser on our foreheads in SPF 30. Three hours later, we woke up, our bodies completely red. It wasn't till I got home that I saw I had "L" written in white on my forehead! I tried covering it with fake tan, but days later you could still see it! My two girlfriends had the same problem, and for four days everyone just kept laughing when they looked at us.
Anon, Vic
I was staying at my friend's ouse and we watching a movie with lots of kissing in it. I hadn't kissed a boy yet and wanted to know what if felt like, so my friend and I tried it out on each other. While we were still kissing, my friend's older brother walking in. I was so humiliated! He thinks we're both lesbians now.
Anon, QLD
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